Friday, January 4, 2008

For sMiLe AnD tHiNk

* 90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house.
The rest kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.


*A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two-tired


*A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.


*A calm sea does not make a
skilled sailor.


*A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end
, fool at the other.

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