What a Wonderful idea!!!!!

One Sardar was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air-india plane.He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array.

But as soon as the Sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady.

After some time the old lady came and requested the Sardarji to leave the side seat.

But the Sardaji told, “I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave”.

The old lady then complained to the air hostess .The air hostess requested the Sardarji to leave that seat but Sardarji did not leave.

Then the air hostess went and told the asst. captain. He also came and requested, but in vain.

Finally the Captain came. He whispered something in the ears of the Sardarji and the Sardarji immedietly left the side seat and returned to the middle seat.

Astonished, the airhostess and the asst. captain asked the captain afterwards what he told to the Sardarji?

Captain told, “nothing… Ijust told him that only the middle seats will go to Chandigarh and all others will go to Jalandhar.”

Today's school students...

Hi..Friends..jokes are one of the boon for us like given by god..These types of jokes are also like one part of medicines while we are in grief and illness..k...let's see.. Today is the topic s interesting....Its abt tEaChErS


pRoGrEsS rEpOrT

Dad, can you write in the dark?"
"I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
"Your name on this report card."

R u maD

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got zero marks in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' and I said '6'"
"But that's right!"
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'""
What's the difference?"same only..Are you mad?"
That's exactly what I said!"But she put zero....!

Bow,boW

Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"
Sam: "I don’t know.
"Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark.
"Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"

Teasing of teacher

Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Paddy: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?Paddy: I've already got one rabbit at home now!

FaTe oF sCiEnCe MasTErs?

Teacher: Milton, how can you prove the earth is round?
Milton: I can't. Besides, I never said it was.

THis s callED eScape...

"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl.
"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No."
"I'm the principal's daughter."
"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.
"No,
" she replied."Thank goodness!"

dOcToRs JoKeS

Hi friends.... Today I m going to tell abt Doctors jokes..After reading and all you have to give comments for me...

RaZoR-bLaDe

Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade.""Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet ?""Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."

hAnD-sHaKiNg

"Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!" "Do you drink a lot?""Not really - I spill most of it!"

rUbBeR-gLoVeS

The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: "I'm afraid we're going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you."
"Well, if it's just because of them, I'd rather pay for them if you just leave me alone."

gOoD aNd BaD nEwS

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

10,9,8,7.......

A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill. After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.
"I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time," the doctor says.
"Oh no, that's terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks.
"10..." says the doctor.
"10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately.
"10...9...8...7..."

DoCtOr'S iNvEnTiOn

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain."Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor."You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman."What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific."The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried.The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger."

Tomorrow V will meet with another interesting topic...Until then bye from yours.......

Bye......

DoUbT aBt ThAt WhEtHeR i M mAd Or NoT

* If hospitals claim to be open 24 hours a day, seven days a week, why do they have locks on the doors?

* If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

* If the universe is expanding, why can't I find a parking space?

* If you learn from your mistakes, then why ain't I a genius?

	* If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
	(Idha sonna namala paithiyakarenu solrangaya !!!)

pRoFesSoR jOkEs

*A college professor asked his class a question. If Philadelphia is 100 miles from Nework and Chicago is 1000 miles from Philadelphia and Los Angles is 2000 miles from Chicago, how old am I.
One student in the back of the class raised his hand and when called upon said "Professor your 44.."
The Professor said "you're absolutely correct, but tell me how did you arrive at the answer so quickly?"
The student said. "You see professor I have a brother, he's 22 and he's half nuts."


*A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer

For sMiLe AnD tHiNk

* 90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house.
The rest kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.


*A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two-tired

*A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.

*A calm sea does not make a skilled sailor.


*A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

Comprehend this!

Bert the snake goes to see his eye doctor, who sorts him out a pair of glasses and tells him to come back in a fortnight.

Bert returns two weeks later and tells the doctor he’s very depressed.

“Didn’t the glasses help you?” asks the doctor.

“The glasses are fine,” says Bert. “But I just discovered I’ve been living with a water hose for the last three years.”