Today's school students...

Hi..Friends..jokes are one of the boon for us like given by god..These types of jokes are also like one part of medicines while we are in grief and illness..k...let's see.. Today is the topic s interesting....Its abt tEaChErS


pRoGrEsS rEpOrT

Dad, can you write in the dark?"
"I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
"Your name on this report card."

R u maD

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got zero marks in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' and I said '6'"
"But that's right!"
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'""
What's the difference?"same only..Are you mad?"
That's exactly what I said!"But she put zero....!

Bow,boW

Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"
Sam: "I don’t know.
"Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark.
"Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"

Teasing of teacher

Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Paddy: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?Paddy: I've already got one rabbit at home now!

FaTe oF sCiEnCe MasTErs?

Teacher: Milton, how can you prove the earth is round?
Milton: I can't. Besides, I never said it was.

THis s callED eScape...

"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl.
"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No."
"I'm the principal's daughter."
"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.
"No,
" she replied."Thank goodness!"